She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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