Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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