is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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