Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
my poor anus
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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