It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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