I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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