I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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