this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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