He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Randomize