i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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