Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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