You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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