Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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