i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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