i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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