David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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