He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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