Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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