Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
soo... how was my night?
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