she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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