i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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