saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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