so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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