your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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