Having a random hookup so left but love u
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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