I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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