Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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