I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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