i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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