if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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