she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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