from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
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Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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