Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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