He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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