Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You have to summon your inner elephant
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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