why didn't you poke me back
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
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I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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