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Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.

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(210): Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly. http://tfl.nu/2xxy

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At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt

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(239): At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt http://tfl.nu/gv5c

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Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.

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(469): Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work. http://tfl.nu/vgtk

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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins

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(507): Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins http://tfl.nu/hk0d

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...

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(603): I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me... http://tfl.nu/t4o6

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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..

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(252): He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it.. http://tfl.nu/x7yt

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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.

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(330): After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant. http://tfl.nu/zp63

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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?

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(937): Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding? http://tfl.nu/i14g

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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.

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(360): Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name. http://tfl.nu/xkiq

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....

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(215): Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank.... http://tfl.nu/wvlh

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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up

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(618): She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up http://tfl.nu/rljs

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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.

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(773): Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck. http://tfl.nu/vvjh

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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.

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(614): would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter. http://tfl.nu/c050

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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?

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(305): Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can? http://tfl.nu/kckv

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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go

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(415): I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go http://tfl.nu/rt1y

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