I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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