you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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