After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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