Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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