So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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