omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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