Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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