I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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