I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
someone get that fucking seahorse.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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