I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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