we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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