i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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