So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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